Candids 'n Quotes

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="09300500dvldtc.png"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Bradley Hand ITC" ><B>Vanderbilt Samoyeds </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Bradley Hand ITC" >-</FONT><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Bradley Hand ITC" > </FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Bradley Hand ITC" >striving for global breed type</FONT><B>   |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Vanderbilt Samoyeds"><U><B>home</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="mailto:samoyeds@gmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:samoyeds@gmail.com"><U><B>e-mail</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id159.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Grooming For Supercoat"><U>Grooming For Supercoat</U></A>   |   <B>Candids 'n Quotes</B>   |   <A HREF="id205.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tribute to Friends"><U>Tribute to Friends</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="094d2c00dvldtc.png"> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="179" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 251 WIDTH="173"><div> <IMG SRC="4139e5b0.jpg" border=0 width="158" height="91" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="8" VSPACE="8"></div> <div> "When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong."</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Bradley Hand ITC" > </FONT><I>Eugene V. Debs</I> </div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> Candids 'n Quotes</div> <div>  </div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="555" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 2818 WIDTH="549"><div> <IMG SRC="0febe820.jpg" border=0 width="190" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="8" VSPACE="8"></div> <div> The Samoyed above is NOT purebred, as NO self respecting Sam would lollybob about in the water like a common Retriever!</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="45c2ccb0.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="203" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <A HREF="id91.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sky"><U>Sky</U></A> with his cat</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="45e2ccb0.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="203" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <A HREF="id92.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="TundraG"><U>Tundra</U></A> with his cat</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="4602cd40.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="212" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <A HREF="id91.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sky"><U>Sky</U></A> sunbathing on his deck</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="553464a0.png" border=0 width="70" height="74" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> DOG QUOTATIONS</div> <bR> <div> "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."--Dave Barry</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."--Woodrow Wilson</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James Thurber</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_2"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come whenthey are called, cats take a message and get back to you."</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_3"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_4"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend,and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx.</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_5"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."--Franklin P. Jones</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_6"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"A dog is not 'almost human', and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." --JohnHolmes</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_7"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater...suggest that he wear a tail." --Fran Lebowitz</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_8"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter ora Poodle, get them all... adopt a mutt!"--ASPCA</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_9"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger."--Albert Payson Terhune 'The Coming of Lad'</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_10"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidencethat you are wonderful." --Ann Landers</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_11"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book,and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!" --Groucho Marx</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_12"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."--Ben Williams</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_13"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always haveto mix love and hate in their objective relations."-- SigmundFreud</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_14"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our liveswhole." -- Roger Caras</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_15"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"The dog barks backward without getting up/I can rememberwhen he was a pup." --Robert Frost</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_16"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_17"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." --A.J. Toynbee</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_18"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog,the scenery never changes." --Lewis Grizzard</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_19"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,he will not bite you; that is the principal difference betweena dog and a man." --Mark Twain</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_20"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, theywill be there long before any of us." --Robert Louis Stevenson</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_21"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with peoplethey know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then,can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." --Plato</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_22"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Politics are not my concern... they impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies." --Rudyard Kipling</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_23"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog." --George Bernard Shaw</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_24"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long ashe has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the betterfriend he has." --Will Rogers</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_25"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Everytime it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." --ArnoldToynbee</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_26"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." --Edward Abbey</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_27"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting." --Dr. Ian Dunbar</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_28"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only appliesto certain people." --Daniel Pinkwater</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_29"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>'Train Your Dog, Dammit!'</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_30"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dogdoes, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man." --FrancesThompson</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_31"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members ofa weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_32"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand."--Yiddish Proverb</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_33"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"A dog is not 'almost human', and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." --JohnHolmes</div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_34"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the severalspecies, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man." --Maurice Maeterlinck, <I>Our Friend, The Dog</I></div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_35"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit." --Sir Walter Scott,<I>The Talisman</I></div> <div>  <A NAME="quotes_36"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>"The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards sothat he can breathe without letting go." --Winston Churchill</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div>   <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">var site="s10vanderbilt"</script> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript1.2" src="http://s10.sitemeter.com/js/counter.js?site=s10vanderbilt"> </script> <noscript> <a href="http://s10.sitemeter.com/stats.asp?site=s10vanderbilt" target="_top"> <img src="http://s10.sitemeter.com/meter.asp?site=s10vanderbilt" alt="Site Meter" border=0></a> </noscript>    </div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>